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03-15-11 05:02 AM
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Winddark has no influence.barely matters.is working their way up.might someday be someone...is on the verge of being accepted.is a rising star!has a powerful will.is a force to reckon with.has great potential!has an aura about them.is leading the good life!is awe-inspiring!
GUESTS ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS SA USA KA EVENT PROGRAM

Organizer: Paki-acknowledge si Mayor.. Na-late, tuara o, mao pa’y pag- agi.

Emcee: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late mayor who just passed away..
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Driver: Palihug lang beh, katong mga bati’g nawng, naog na kay naay checkpoint sa unahan.

(Usa ka pasahero nitubag): Unya boss, kinsa nama ’y mo-drive?
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BUNYAG

Pari: Unsa’y ngan sa baby?

Pedro: Surf!

Pari: Di pwede kay ngan man na sa sabon..

Pedro: Ang ako laging asawa, “Perla” man ang ngan?

Pari: Nah hala! Unsa’y i-bendita ani? Downy o Zonrox?
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 (Girl nisud sa restaurant)

Waiter: What is your order ma’am?

Girl: Soup!

Waiter: What soup? Fish soup, asparagus soup or soup of the day?

Girl: Soup drenks
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03-21-11 11:25 AM
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,nalingaw gud q.. Haha ts dugangi pa!!:kawali:
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03-22-11 06:49 PM
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Funny! Haha
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Funny!
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Jeep nagflat..

Pasahero: unsa man ning jeep oy! Nganong nag flat!?

Driver: natural, daghan may karga..

Imohang il0ng.. flat gane, kugm0 ray karga!!
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Ako naa,

ANAK: ma, kung asa gisulod tong EHEM, didto pud mugawas ang bata?
MAMA: o nak ngano man?
ANAK: di kaha mangatanggal akong mga ngipon ma?
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yaks
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yaks
mura   mag   chicks   kay  yaks  man   jud   
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Wura jud, hehehe.
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Anak: mama, dili nak0 mukaon ug itl0g, kay manimah0 k0 ug iti ingon at0ng silingan..

Mama: m0t0o man ka nila nga b0tbot man na!

Anak: tinu0d lage ma!

Mama: o sige, ka0n na ug iti, para manimah0 ka ug itl0g..
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Naay lalaking gi gut0m ug usa ka piso ra ang iyang kwarta. Busa nangita siya ug barat0ng pagka0n nga mapalit sa pis0.. Ug nakakita siya ug tindahan nga namaligya ug ginam0s..

Lalaki: nang, tagpila mana im0ng ginam0s?

Tindera: lahi-lahi man ni sila ug presy0 d0ng.. Ang GINAMAY ky tag 5 pes0s, ang GIPUSIL ky tag 3 pesos, ug ang GITU-OK kay tag pis0..

Lalaki: unsa manang GINAMAY?

Tindera: ginam0s na may kamay..

Lalaki: unsa man sad ang GIPUSIL?

Tindera: ginam0s na gipus-an ug sili..

Lalaki: unsa man sad nang GITU-OK?

Tindera: ginam0s nga gitung-tongan ug ok-ok..
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Teacher: class, kinsa sa iny0 ang kamao mag spell sa COBRA?

Juan: ak0 mam..

Teacher: ok juan, spell COBRA.

Juan: C-O-B-R-A

teacher: kung kuha0n nim0 ang C-O.. Unsa nga w0rd ang mahibilin?

Juan: BRA

Teacher: kung kuha0n pud nimo ang BRA, unsa man p0d ang mahibilin?

Juan: TOTOY maam!!
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