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Reply #900
11-11-12 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by : Crizzy009 on 11-07-12 08:57 PM
Its joke time!
Ni juanita agtawen ti 12 ket umuli ti mangga. Nakita met ni father john.
Father john- ay jaske ka nga ubing juanita bumaba ka dita baka matinnag ka! Ni awan pay pantim nga ubing! Anya la ngatan! Ala umayka ditoy!.
Juanita: wen father john
father john- ala alaem toy 30 pesos ta inka gumatang ti pantim!
Juanita- wun father thank you.
Nagawid ni juanita jay bala da ket inpakita na tay kwarta na kenni inang na a rejeana.
Juanita - nanang inikkan paggatang ko ti pantik ni father john kitaem 30 pesos neh.
Rejeana- ayna nagxaatin anak! Mapanak man met umuli ti mangga bareng ikkan nak met ti paggatang ko pantik!
Inikkat ni rejeana ti panty na ket napan umuli mettin ti mangga. Sakto met a adda ni father john.
Father john- ay rejeana bak'baketan kan awan pay lang pantim dugyot! Ala bumaba ka ditoy ta alaem atoy!
Rejeana- wun father
father john - ala alaem toy singko pesos ta inkka igatang ti blade! Kuskusam ata ormot mo dang'nga nagraberin dugyot!..
Rejeana- ANYA?!....
Hahaha share lang gagayem
di pay la labaha ti pangkiskis na wenno buneng
Reply #901
11-11-12 09:55 AM
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chani kanu tapnu nalinis...
Reply #902
11-28-12 11:11 AM
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adda maysa a ilocano na napan idyay amerika
amerikano:hey do you see that ball
ilocano:ye litok ko nana pay

sa china  bawal ang ibang words kung may nagsalita ng ibang languange papatayin
may nahulog na wallet
ilocano:
Kingkokwa
Reply #903
11-28-12 11:47 AM
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Maysa nga rabii nakariing ni inga gapu ti ranitrit ti katre da,gapu ti kigtot na nag mulagat a dagus sa bimuaringkuas ket nakitana da nanang ken ken tatang na....


Inga; nanang apay nga togtogawam ni tatang?

Nanang: ada gamin ti uleg anak ko tugtugawak tapno matay ket dina kagaten ni tatang mo anat makunam nag tured nak anya

Inga: wen nanang ngem agpada kayo  natured kenni yaya kanayun ko makitkita isunamet ket kagkagaten na  ta uleg tapnu matay ket dina kagaten ni tatang..

Reply #904
11-28-12 02:58 PM
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Maysa nga rabii nakariing ni inga gapu ti ranitrit ti katre da,gapu ti kigtot na nag mulagat a dagus sa bimuaringkuas ket nakitana da nanang ken ken tatang na....


Inga; nanang apay nga togtogawam ni tatang?

Nanang: ada gamin ti uleg anak ko tugtugawak tapno matay ket dina kagaten ni tatang mo anat makunam nag tured nak anya

Inga: wen nanang ngem agpada kayo  natured kenni yaya kanayun ko makitkita isunamet ket kagkagaten na  ta uleg tapnu matay ket dina kagaten ni tatang..
ah.... Kasjay....
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11-28-12 07:23 PM
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Kingkokwa. Ayos a.
Kokwa ni Mel Changco.


Mano karga na dyay pitaka?
"shingshingco"

Maysa nga teacher ti agchecheck ti attendance.

Teacher: Pedro

Pedro: Present

Teacher: Juan

Juan: Present.

Teacher: Bisin T Tyanco

Nasdaaw dagiti studyante ta awan met kaiskwelaan da nga kasdiay ti nagan na.

Rimuar diay teacher. Ket idi nagsubli, adda kankanen na.

Teacher: Mabisin Ti Tyan ko ...


Ang korni ..
Reply #906
11-28-12 08:33 PM
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kinunam pay met. Hahaha
Reply #907
12-15-12 09:40 AM
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"Manong manong! Adda cobra!"
 
"Wen ading nagdakkel"

"Manong, manong, adda gayam itlog na.. Duwwa"

"Alwadam ading baka agtupra"
Reply #908
12-15-12 11:52 AM
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teacher:pedro! 1 plus 1
pedro:maam 2 maam
teacher:anya imbangam!
pedro:3 kaddi maam
Reply #909
12-16-12 03:25 AM
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maysa nga rabii nabartek ni machete

machete:rumwar jay naturid!!!
nagulimik ti tao
machete:rumwar kayo kunak okinayo amin rumwar ti naturid!!!
aed:nangeg ko ta imbagam apay nag ngiwat ka!
machete:naturud ka!?
aed:wun apaya!
machete:nasayaat umay ka agkadwa ta apay nagdakel ta bagim ....pakidel.

maykadwa nga rabii nga nabartek ni machete
machete: RUMWAR KA NGA NATURID !!!PWERA JAY NAKANGEG!!

Reply #910
12-16-12 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by : Crizzy009 on 11-07-12 08:57 PM
Its joke time!
Ni juanita agtawen ti 12 ket umuli ti mangga. Nakita met ni father john.
Father john- ay jaske ka nga ubing juanita bumaba ka dita baka matinnag ka! Ni awan pay pantim nga ubing! Anya la ngatan! Ala umayka ditoy!.
Juanita: wen father john
father john- ala alaem toy 30 pesos ta inka gumatang ti pantim!
Juanita- wun father thank you.
Nagawid ni juanita jay bala da ket inpakita na tay kwarta na kenni inang na a rejeana.
Juanita - nanang inikkan paggatang ko ti pantik ni father john kitaem 30 pesos neh.
Rejeana- ayna nagxaatin anak! Mapanak man met umuli ti mangga bareng ikkan nak met ti paggatang ko pantik!
Inikkat ni rejeana ti panty na ket napan umuli mettin ti mangga. Sakto met a adda ni father john.
Father john- ay rejeana bak'baketan kan awan pay lang pantim dugyot! Ala bumaba ka ditoy ta alaem atoy!
Rejeana- wun father
father john - ala alaem toy singko pesos ta inkka igatang ti blade! Kuskusam ata ormot mo dang'nga nagraberin dugyot!..
Rejeana- ANYA?!....
Hahaha share lang gagayem
na ah..haha
Reply #911
12-18-12 04:29 PM
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Artista nga kilalalak

george spraygun (local artist)

steven sugar (hollywood)

manny pakleb (joke idol ko to)

will singhot (hollywood)
Reply #912
12-19-12 06:52 AM
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ni johnesia kasar sarita na ti kumari na nga rejeana
jonesia: mare mangibabain ni lakay ko!
Rejeana: apaya mare? Hana ka kadi kina sex di rabii?
Jonesia: wen ngarud mare! Ay apo unayen ni lakay ko ta mangibabain ah talaga
rejeana: apay dim kadi inpainum jay inted ko nga bayagra kumare kenni kumpadre?
Jonesia: haan man mare... Inpainum ko ah, uray la duwa nga tabletas in inkabil ko jay inumen na..
Rejena: ket sapay? Apay di kadi imipekto tay bayagra ken kumpadre?
Jonesia: daras met nga umepekto mare! Ngem mangibabain nga talaga ni lakay ko ta jay met inte JOLIBEE ti nangteraana kanya kun! Mangibabain!
Rejeana: anya!
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12-19-12 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by : Crizzy009 on 12-19-12 06:52 AM
ni johnesia kasar sarita na ti kumari na nga rejeana
jonesia: mare mangibabain ni lakay ko!
Rejeana: apaya mare? Hana ka kadi kina sex di rabii?
Jonesia: wen ngarud mare! Ay apo unayen ni lakay ko ta mangibabain ah talaga
rejeana: apay dim kadi inpainum jay inted ko nga bayagra kumare kenni kumpadre?
Jonesia: haan man mare... Inpainum ko ah, uray la duwa nga tabletas in inkabil ko jay inumen na..
Rejena: ket sapay? Apay di kadi imipekto tay bayagra ken kumpadre?
Jonesia: daras met nga umepekto mare! Ngem mangibabain nga talaga ni lakay ko ta jay met inte JOLIBEE ti nangteraana kanya kun! Mangibabain!
Rejeana: anya!
haha
Reply #914
12-20-12 03:36 PM
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Umayak met ditoy..Hehe
tatak lang nasapulan atoy nga thread..Hehe
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