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01-06-09 01:49 PM
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Jhe has no influence.barely matters.is working their way up.might someday be someone...is on the verge of being accepted.is a rising star!has a powerful will.is a force to reckon with.has great potential!has an aura about them.is leading the good life!is awe-inspiring!
Nurse: nsa isip mu ba pamilya mu?
Baliw: siyempre naman (nurse natuwa...)
Nurse: nsan b pamilya m0?
Baliw: sira k b? nasa isip ko nga..Kulit mo nmn eh..

***

bitter n ex:

"so wat kung may chemistry kau?...


...may hist0ry naman tau."
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01-06-09 04:57 PM
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mga uri ng kulangot sa ilong:
1. HARD TO GET
-ang hirap kunin, nagdudugo na ilong mo, ayaw pa..
2. EASY TO GET
-isang sundot lang kuha na..
3. CANNOT BE REACH
-sObrang layo hindi talaga maabot eh, cotton buds pwede pa..
4. HIDE AND SEEK
-kuha na eh, tatakas pa,ayaw makisama..
5. KULANG SA PANSIN
-padungaw dungaw pa, gusto pang madiscover ng iba..
6. PA-PAMPAM
-singa ka ng singa kala mo nasa loob pa, nasa face mo na pala..Posted on: 01-06-09 04:51 PM
Angelina:  yaya nkkta knb ng elepnteng ngttgo s highway?

Yaya: dp, kw? Nkkta knb?

Angelina: ngttgo nga eh! Ur so tanga yaya,
ur such a l0ser!Posted on: 01-06-09 04:53 PM
if rich ka, u hav ALLERGY..
if poor, u hav GALIS..

pg poor, SIRA ULO..
among da rich, NERVOUS BREAKDWN.Ö

if dark brown skin ang yaya- NEGRITA..
ang amo- MORENA kahit mas maitim pa..

MALANDI if dukhang alembong..
LIBERATED if rich..

PETITE for the high society..
sa poor, PANDAK..

pg well-off, SLOW LEARNER..
BOBO pg pobre..

da socialite is called SLENDER..
da poor is PAYATOT..

kung mhirap, KUBA..
pero pg rich, SCLEROSIS.Posted on: 01-06-09 04:54 PM
2 nurses on duty...
Nurse1: Hoy! Gaga, bkit may thermometer s tenga m0?
Nurse2: Ha? Susmaryosep! Knin0ng pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!!Posted on: 01-06-09 04:55 PM
Pedro: pare, ang tagal m0ng nwala ah! San k ba galing?
Bruno: s sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Pedro: eh bkit puro kalm0t yan mukha at braso m0?
Bruno: lumalban eh. Hirap ilibing.
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01-06-09 04:59 PM
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Haha, patawa trip, m0re p sna
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01-06-09 06:20 PM
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Bata pa lng
aq,hilig q
n ang
pgsusulat.
S ktunayn,
mrmi n rin
aqng
naisulat
at kumita
rin
nman ito,

naalala q 2l0y ung cnulat q n kumita tlaga,


"ICE 4 SALE"Posted on: 01-06-09 06:08 PM
-diary entry ng desperadang PANGET =)

DEAR DiARY,

gosh im so hapi,nhuli kc me ng crush q nkatngin sknia!tas sbi nia *** q daw!gwapo nia!last tym n2lak nia me dmugo nose q kc cnadya q xa banggain.kakakilig!atlist ngdikit kmi db?humingi nga xa skin ng picture eh!***!haba ng hair q!sbi kc nya papasalvage nya n ako.sweet!2m ult ha?tawagan q muna xa. sana d nia ibgsk ult.***! i love him 4evr!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:10 PM
A boy mking ligaw to a girl.
BOY: Npautot..,
GIRL: issshittt... blacky alis jan s ilim n upuan..
BOY: Buti n lang bintang nya ang aso..(npautot uli)
GIRL: blacky,.! Lintik k.! Sabi q alis jan, baka mataihan k n jan.!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:12 PM
GF:Huhuhu..bakit natin to ginawa?Di na ko virgin at 2 beses pa nating ginawa!!
BF: Ano?! 1 beses lang ha!







GF: Bakit, di na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:13 PM
MARE1: Mare, pde b d2 muNa Aq?
Nglyas aq smin eh! BUNTIS kc q



MARE2: Db dpt dun k pmnta s nkbuntis sy0?



MARE1: kya nga,
Anjan b c pare?!
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01-06-09 06:26 PM
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nyahaha. ayos mga jokes mo ah. 
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01-06-09 10:42 PM
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Wahaha..nakakatawa aman..m0re m0re..hehe
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01-07-09 12:28 AM
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Awards Medal Of Contribution
1nyt,Mark is walkin al0ne in BALETE Drive

"MARK! MARK!"

Lmng0n xa wlng tao.

"MARK! MARK!"

He ran.Pgdtng s kan2,he saw a sayin:

BEWARE:

"NGONGONG ASO"
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01-07-09 09:24 PM
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Weee! Ayos toh! Dagdagan niyo pa, makapaghanap din ng pede kong i-post dito,hehe, andami ko na namang pangjokes!
Hehe, keEp it up!
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01-08-09 08:30 AM
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Tanggal pimples ko s kktawa. .Haha
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01-10-09 10:02 AM
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A guy
gave 3 roses
to her gf.
d girl sed: Oh! Boy
Ur so romantic
y do u gave
me 3 roses?
d boy said: xe d
pwdng bumili
ng isa
Lng..

Tatlo sampu
tlga!ÜPosted on: 01-10-09 09:58 AM
A nerd ask his hot n' sexy clasm8 2 hav sex w/ him..
NERD: sex tau!bbyaran kta 1000,bi2lisan q,ttpon q ung 1000 s sahig.tuwad k hbng pnupulot mo,pgtyo mo,tpos n aqng isex k.
SEXY: twgan q muna bf q qng pyag xa.
Tnwgan ña..
BF: cge pyag aq,blisan mo lng pg2wad pra wlng mngyri..
After 10mins,bf calls..
BF: nkuha m0 nba pera?
SEXY: aahhh.. Ndi p,e..ah!ah!ah!ah!
BF: bkit?
SEXY: tig pipiso e!

Wahahahahaha..Posted on: 01-10-09 09:59 AM
Lola nkhubad s kwarto nkta ni lolo..

lolo: anu b yang suot mo, lukot2!

lola: (rumampa)

yan ang uso..

skin palang, damit na!Posted on: 01-10-09 10:00 AM
Hehe...Buti nagus2han nyo ung jokes...Thnx s ngccomments and thnx dn sa nagpost ng joke nya!
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01-10-09 03:56 PM
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hahaha,,,,nice,,,kahit yung iba nabasa ko na before
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01-11-09 04:38 AM
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ito bago fresh from alabang boys!!!

kung mahirap ka at gumagamit ka ng ipinagbabawal na droga ang tawag sayo 'adik',,, pag mayaman ka ang tawag sayo 'social user',,,, hehehe
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haha.. Nkktwa nman ung mga jokes.. Haha.. More please..
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a Large signboard


says:


"ALCOHOL KILLS
U SLOWLY."
 
Nakita ng LacNg.


"SO WHAT?!

cNu bng
nagmamadaLi!"Posted on: 01-11-09 11:36 AM
Mhirap
mgmahal
ng patag0
kz bka
mhalin k dn
ña ng patag0


kng ganun
dn lng..


wg n kau mgmahalan..


mgTAGUAN nlng kau..Posted on: 01-11-09 11:41 AM
bwt
luha
ay
mhlga
kya
cgurdhn
mo
bwt
pgluha
ay s
krpt dpt
n
tao
dhL
ang
luha
kpg 2muLo
ay
d n
maibbLk
s mta
d 2ld
ng CP0N
pwd png cnghutn
ploob
sbay LUN0K
eww! Hahaha..Posted on: 01-11-09 11:43 AM
in a pet shop,
customer talking
to a parrot..
"hoy! can u talk, ha?! bobo!!"
parrot:
"yes, i can!! ikaw? can u fLy, ha?! Gag0!!"ü
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Haha ok ha
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