Laughing trip.. - PINOYDEN

Nurse: nsa isip mu ba pamilya mu?
Baliw: siyempre naman (nurse natuwa...)
Nurse: nsan b pamilya m0?
Baliw: sira k b? nasa isip ko nga..Kulit mo nmn eh..

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bitter n ex:

"so wat kung may chemistry kau?...


...may hist0ry naman tau."

mga uri ng kulangot sa ilong:
1. HARD TO GET
-ang hirap kunin, nagdudugo na ilong mo, ayaw pa..
2. EASY TO GET
-isang sundot lang kuha na..
3. CANNOT BE REACH
-sObrang layo hindi talaga maabot eh, cotton buds pwede pa..
4. HIDE AND SEEK
-kuha na eh, tatakas pa,ayaw makisama..
5. KULANG SA PANSIN
-padungaw dungaw pa, gusto pang madiscover ng iba..
6. PA-PAMPAM
-singa ka ng singa kala mo nasa loob pa, nasa face mo na pala..Posted on: 01-06-09 04:51 PM

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Angelina:  yaya nkkta knb ng elepnteng ngttgo s highway?

Yaya: dp, kw? Nkkta knb?

Angelina: ngttgo nga eh! Ur so tanga yaya,
ur such a l0ser!Posted on: 01-06-09 04:53 PM

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if rich ka, u hav ALLERGY..
if poor, u hav GALIS..

pg poor, SIRA ULO..
among da rich, NERVOUS BREAKDWN.Ö

if dark brown skin ang yaya- NEGRITA..
ang amo- MORENA kahit mas maitim pa..

MALANDI if dukhang alembong..
LIBERATED if rich..

PETITE for the high society..
sa poor, PANDAK..

pg well-off, SLOW LEARNER..
BOBO pg pobre..

da socialite is called SLENDER..
da poor is PAYATOT..

kung mhirap, KUBA..
pero pg rich, SCLEROSIS.Posted on: 01-06-09 04:54 PM

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2 nurses on duty...
Nurse1: Hoy! Gaga, bkit may thermometer s tenga m0?
Nurse2: Ha? Susmaryosep! Knin0ng pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!!Posted on: 01-06-09 04:55 PM

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Pedro: pare, ang tagal m0ng nwala ah! San k ba galing?
Bruno: s sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Pedro: eh bkit puro kalm0t yan mukha at braso m0?
Bruno: lumalban eh. Hirap ilibing.

Haha, patawa trip, m0re p sna

Bata pa lng
aq,hilig q
n ang
pgsusulat.
S ktunayn,
mrmi n rin
aqng
naisulat
at kumita
rin
nman ito,

naalala q 2l0y ung cnulat q n kumita tlaga,


"ICE 4 SALE"Posted on: 01-06-09 06:08 PM

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-diary entry ng desperadang PANGET =)

DEAR DiARY,

gosh im so hapi,nhuli kc me ng crush q nkatngin sknia!tas sbi nia *** q daw!gwapo nia!last tym n2lak nia me dmugo nose q kc cnadya q xa banggain.kakakilig!atlist ngdikit kmi db?humingi nga xa skin ng picture eh!***!haba ng hair q!sbi kc nya papasalvage nya n ako.sweet!2m ult ha?tawagan q muna xa. sana d nia ibgsk ult.***! i love him 4evr!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:10 PM

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A boy mking ligaw to a girl.
BOY: Npautot..,
GIRL: issshittt... blacky alis jan s ilim n upuan..
BOY: Buti n lang bintang nya ang aso..(npautot uli)
GIRL: blacky,.! Lintik k.! Sabi q alis jan, baka mataihan k n jan.!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:12 PM

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GF:Huhuhu..bakit natin to ginawa?Di na ko virgin at 2 beses pa nating ginawa!!
BF: Ano?! 1 beses lang ha!







GF: Bakit, di na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!Posted on: 01-06-09 06:13 PM

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MARE1: Mare, pde b d2 muNa Aq?
Nglyas aq smin eh! BUNTIS kc q



MARE2: Db dpt dun k pmnta s nkbuntis sy0?



MARE1: kya nga,
Anjan b c pare?!

nyahaha. ayos mga jokes mo ah. 

Wahaha..nakakatawa aman..m0re m0re..hehe

1nyt,Mark is walkin al0ne in BALETE Drive

"MARK! MARK!"

Lmng0n xa wlng tao.

"MARK! MARK!"

He ran.Pgdtng s kan2,he saw a sayin:

BEWARE:

"NGONGONG ASO"

Weee! Ayos toh! Dagdagan niyo pa, makapaghanap din ng pede kong i-post dito,hehe, andami ko na namang pangjokes!
Hehe, keEp it up!

Tanggal pimples ko s kktawa. .Haha

A guy
gave 3 roses
to her gf.
d girl sed: Oh! Boy
Ur so romantic
y do u gave
me 3 roses?
d boy said: xe d
pwdng bumili
ng isa
Lng..

Tatlo sampu
tlga!ÜPosted on: 01-10-09 09:58 AM

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A nerd ask his hot n' sexy clasm8 2 hav sex w/ him..
NERD: sex tau!bbyaran kta 1000,bi2lisan q,ttpon q ung 1000 s sahig.tuwad k hbng pnupulot mo,pgtyo mo,tpos n aqng isex k.
SEXY: twgan q muna bf q qng pyag xa.
Tnwgan ña..
BF: cge pyag aq,blisan mo lng pg2wad pra wlng mngyri..
After 10mins,bf calls..
BF: nkuha m0 nba pera?
SEXY: aahhh.. Ndi p,e..ah!ah!ah!ah!
BF: bkit?
SEXY: tig pipiso e!

Wahahahahaha..Posted on: 01-10-09 09:59 AM

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Lola nkhubad s kwarto nkta ni lolo..

lolo: anu b yang suot mo, lukot2!

lola: (rumampa)

yan ang uso..

skin palang, damit na!Posted on: 01-10-09 10:00 AM

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Hehe...Buti nagus2han nyo ung jokes...Thnx s ngccomments and thnx dn sa nagpost ng joke nya!

hahaha,,,,nice,,,kahit yung iba nabasa ko na before

ito bago fresh from alabang boys!!!

kung mahirap ka at gumagamit ka ng ipinagbabawal na droga ang tawag sayo 'adik',,, pag mayaman ka ang tawag sayo 'social user',,,, hehehe

haha.. Nkktwa nman ung mga jokes.. Haha.. More please..

a Large signboard


says:


"ALCOHOL KILLS
U SLOWLY."
 
Nakita ng LacNg.


"SO WHAT?!

cNu bng
nagmamadaLi!"Posted on: 01-11-09 11:36 AM

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Mhirap
mgmahal
ng patag0
kz bka
mhalin k dn
ña ng patag0


kng ganun
dn lng..


wg n kau mgmahalan..


mgTAGUAN nlng kau..Posted on: 01-11-09 11:41 AM

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bwt
luha
ay
mhlga
kya
cgurdhn
mo
bwt
pgluha
ay s
krpt dpt
n
tao
dhL
ang
luha
kpg 2muLo
ay
d n
maibbLk
s mta
d 2ld
ng CP0N
pwd png cnghutn
ploob
sbay LUN0K
eww! Hahaha..Posted on: 01-11-09 11:43 AM

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in a pet shop,
customer talking
to a parrot..
"hoy! can u talk, ha?! bobo!!"
parrot:
"yes, i can!! ikaw? can u fLy, ha?! Gag0!!"ü

Haha ok ha