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04-17-10 11:10 AM
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SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon saklay nia at naglakad.
PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya?
SAKRISTAN: Andun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!
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04-17-10 11:11 AM
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2 Mayabang.
PARE1: Galing ng aso ko. Tuwing umaga, dala niya dyaryo sakin.
PARE2: Alam ko.
PARE1: Ha? Pano mo nalaman?
PARE2: Kwinento kaya sakin ng aso ko!
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04-17-10 11:14 AM
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ANAK: Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal!
TATAY: Anak, ngkkamali ka.
ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na naman?
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04-17-10 11:20 AM
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PASYENTE: doc, gbi2 panaginip ko basketbol, di ako maka2log ng maayos.
DOC: masama yan! 2 gmot inumin mo cmula mmyang gbi.
PASYENTE: pwede po bukas na?
DOC: bakit?
PASYENTE: championship na mamaya!!
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04-17-10 11:21 AM
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ANAK: tay, di ako mk2log, dming lamok!
TATAY: ptayin ntin un ilaw pra d nla tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap]
 ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla ng flashlyt!
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04-17-10 11:23 AM
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APO: lola, aatend ako ng tipar.
LOLA: anong tipar?
APO: Tipar is party.
LOLA: Puro salitang kalye! Mga PS kaung lhat!
APO: anu ung PS lola?
LOLA: Paking shet!
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04-17-10 11:25 AM
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BABAE: langya kang lalaki ka! ginabi ka nnmn! lasing ka pa! ang kapal ng mukha mo! HAYOP ka talaga!
LALAKI: tumahimik ka nga dyan inday! katulong ka lang dito!
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04-17-10 11:27 AM
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Berto: kmusta assignment?
Ricardo: masama, wala ako nsagutan. blank paper pinasa ko!
 Berto: naku ako din! pano yan? bka isipin nla ngkopyahan tau!
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04-17-10 11:31 AM
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Ama: blita ko bakla ka?
Anak: di po ako bakla! mga chismax lng yan gling sa mga chuvaness na wala mgwa sa chenelyn nla! mga chaka ever! ako? baklush? hallow!!
Ama: gnun ba? akala ko 22o ang churvah! okei!
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04-17-10 11:33 AM
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A: mgkno po adobo?
M: 20 lng! A: my sbaw?
M: libre na sbaw nmin.
A: kanin meron?
M: 5 lang!
A: my tutong?
M: libre na!
A: cge manong, tutong at sabaw nga!
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04-17-10 11:35 AM
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2 pipi nguusap.
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kakatouch noh?
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Tatay: bagsak k n nmn! Bat di mo gyahin si Pedro? Palaging my honor!
Anak: unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyo ako kay Pedro!
Tatay: bkit naman?
Anak: matalino kaya tatay nun!
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Prof: meron bang tanga dito sa klasE? Kung meron tumayo! [May tumayong estudyante]
Prof: tanga ka ba?
Student: naawa lang po ako sau sir, kaw lang nktayo eh. Sasamahan n kita.
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AMA: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha!
ANAK: Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball court ngayon.
AMA: Yan, astig!
ANAK: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?
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