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02-21-09 02:17 AM
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@purplemoose!
-rofl- -pmpl- -tnt- -hehe!-
paktay kang mnager ka bwahahaha
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02-24-09 02:45 PM
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Hehe,ayos mga joke d2 ah..
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03-06-09 01:30 AM
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hahahaha
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03-23-09 08:38 AM
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@purplemoose , author galing ng mga jokes mo. Dhl jan hit q ung thanks button.
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03-23-09 09:32 AM
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Sayang ang joke kpg puro wrong spelling hira intindhin.. Peace pki ayos naman
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03-24-09 02:35 PM
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Jeje nakakatawa!
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Jeje nakakatawa!
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03-24-09 03:02 PM
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Nice jokes author.
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03-26-09 08:43 AM
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@honeyvin14 senxa na paps.. hehe cellphone ko lang ginamit ko din nun.. pang post..

dagdagan ko pa.. hehe..
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03-26-09 08:45 AM
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"THE END"


Sa isang malayong lugar may isang lalakeng naligaw at naghahanap nang mga "treasures" (aka.- Magnanakaw)… na mapagkakakitaan , nang biglang nabutan siya nang gabi at nakatulog sa isang umbok nang bato…. ang hindi niya alam na ang kanyang tinutulugan ay ang gitna nang isang gubat na punong puno nang mga "kanibals" nang nagising siya siya ay nagulanta sa kanyang nakita at napapaligidan na siya nang mga ito……..

nawawalan na siya nang pagasa at humingi nang tulong sa panginoon…

ang sabi nang lalaki wahhhhh katapusan ko na panginoon tulungan nyo po ako….!!!

lumitaw ang mahiwagang boses sa kawalan at may iniwang mensahe..

-hindi mo pa katapusan ipuk pok mo yang batong katabi mo sa ulo nang kanilang pinuno…..-

walng pakundangang ginawa ito nang lalake…. sa lakas nang pagkapukpok natumba ang pinuno nang mga kanibals at nagulanta ang kaniyang mga tauhang kanibals…..

natuwa ang lalaki at masyang sumigaw nang…

panginoon!!!! nagawa ko na po…

lumitaw ang mahiwagang bose at sinabing…

"Ngayon KATAPUSAN mo na…."

heheheheheheheheh
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Kano Vs hapon Vs Pinoy

mechanics: patagalan dumikit ang Tae sa pader….

Amerikano: (tinapon ang kulay yellow na malapot na pupu at dumikit ito ng 3 minutes bago nahulog!) palakpakan mga tao

Hapon: (tinapon ang kelay green na malagkit at mabahong pupu, tumagal ng 3 minutes and 30 secs.! dikit ang laban) sigawan ang mga tao

Pilipino: may sakit sa tiyan (tinapon ang napakabaho at nagtutubig na pupu sa pader..at…..

wala pang 3 secs. bumagsak agad) tawanan ang mga tao…

oopsss..teka lng. sabi ng pinoy.
Aakyat pa yan..
at umakyat nga ang mga Bulate!!!
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03-26-09 11:35 AM
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ano bng joke to..nobela?
PIZ..O:)
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Originally Posted by : purplemoose on 02-19-09 09:12 PM
Isang preso ang nakawala sa bilanguan at 15tan ang nilagi nya dito..
isang araw pumasok ito sa isang baha para maghanap ng pera at baril..
ngunit ang nakita nito ay magasawang nagtatalik. hunugot nito ang lalaki sabay tali ito sa upuan..
ang preso pumunta ng kama at saka hinalikan ang babae sa leeg. tapos tumayo para pumunta sa banyo.. habang nasa banyo ang konvict sabi ng lalaki sa kanyang asawa

Husband:tignan mo ang lalaking yun. mukha siyang preso na nakatakas. siguro matagal ang nilagi nya sa pereso kaya parang ngayon lang nakakita ng babae. ngayoun kung gusto nya makipag sex sayo wag kang papalag para hindi nya tayo patayin.
be strong honey mahal kita..

sabay sabi ng asawa..

Wife:Hindi nya hinalikan ang leeg ko. may binulong siya sakin. sabi nya bakla daw siya. sabi nya ang cute mo daw at tinanong ako kung may lubricant daw tayo. sabi ko nasa banyo. kaya be strong honey mahal din kita.

DEDZ..
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03-26-09 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by : purplemoose on 02-19-09 09:12 PM
Isang preso ang nakawala sa bilanguan at 15tan ang nilagi nya dito..
isang araw pumasok ito sa isang baha para maghanap ng pera at baril..
ngunit ang nakita nito ay magasawang nagtatalik. hunugot nito ang lalaki sabay tali ito sa upuan..
ang preso pumunta ng kama at saka hinalikan ang babae sa leeg. tapos tumayo para pumunta sa banyo.. habang nasa banyo ang konvict sabi ng lalaki sa kanyang asawa

Husband:tignan mo ang lalaking yun. mukha siyang preso na nakatakas. siguro matagal ang nilagi nya sa pereso kaya parang ngayon lang nakakita ng babae. ngayoun kung gusto nya makipag sex sayo wag kang papalag para hindi nya tayo patayin.
be strong honey mahal kita..

sabay sabi ng asawa..

Wife:Hindi nya hinalikan ang leeg ko. may binulong siya sakin. sabi nya bakla daw siya. sabi nya ang cute mo daw at tinanong ako kung may lubricant daw tayo. sabi ko nasa banyo. kaya be strong honey mahal din kita.

DEDZ..
haha ay0s t0l ung j0ke m0!
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04-07-09 11:27 AM
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Ntawa aq, pro d q nintindhan., hehe
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