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06-04-11 01:08 AM
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Tatay: bat ngaun ka lng? Anong oras na?! 

Anak: bat ako pa tntan0ng mo? Grabe ka naman! Wala ka man lang initiative na tignan ung orasan! Ang laki ng wallclock! Inantay mo pa tlga ko para itanong kung an0ng oras na?! My god! Makatul0g na nga lang, nakakasira ng m0od. !
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Pedro: may ka-eyebol ako mamaya, ano kya ang itsura nya? Kasi sbi nya my hwig xng celebrity, "SHA" ang palayaw nya.
Juan: jackp0t k pare! Bka SHAina magdayaoo SHAron cuneta! SHAlani ni Noy.
(after eyeb0l,
pedro went home)
juan: kmusta? Bakit mlungkot ka?

Pedro: dioniSHA, pare! dioniSHA!
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 B0y: Mangga ka ba?

GirL: wEH. Dahil b masarap ako titigan?

B0y: Hndi. Muka ka kcng KALABAW eh.
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06-04-11 10:41 AM
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pa marka po muna ako otor.. hehe
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06-07-11 01:22 PM
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Share ko lang ito bahala na kung waley o havey

sa math class:

teacher: tanong, kung meron akong isang piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?

buknoy: 2 po mam!

teacher: at kung hinati ko pa pareho?

buknoy: 4 na piraso po!

teacher: hinati ko ulit.

buknoy: 8 piraso po

teacher: hinati ko pa

buknoy: 16 po mam

teacher: hinati ko pa

buknoy: 32 piraso na po!

teacher: hinati ko ulit

buknoy: 64 po (galit na)

teacher: hinati ko pa sa 2 beses ko pang hinati?
 
buknoy: t ng na mam! GINILING MO na lang sana!

   
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06-07-11 01:31 PM
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Havey.. Haha

American presidents:
☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☻ .

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 Juan: Oi, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
 Pedro: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako? Nung oras na nag – aani ako? Nung naghihirap ako? Asan ka?
 Juan: Nakulong kasi ako e, nakapatay ako ng madamot.
 Pedro: Ah, ganun ba? Kuha ka na. May papaya pa dun, gusto mo?
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06-07-11 01:33 PM
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Hahah buti na lang pumasa
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06-07-11 01:37 PM
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nyahahaha!! Addict lang!!
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06-08-11 05:17 PM
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Boy: miss pwede magtanong? Anong oras na?
Girl: nagtatan0ng ka ng oras?Tapos tatanungin m0 din pangalan ko? Tapos hihingin mo # ko? Tapos manliligaw ka? Then after 1m0nth na pagpapakipot,
sasagutin na kita..Taz bibisita ka sa bahay.Taz yayain m0 ko magdate..E di xempre pumayag ako. Taz dadalhin mo ko sa kung saan.. Taz may nangyari satin,taz nabuntis ako.Pinakasalan mo ko. Taz bubugbugin mo lang ako, wag ko nalang sabihin ang 0ras . . .
B0y: Lang hya, 0ras lang ang tinatan0ng, dame ng nasabi . .

,toinx:-D

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Juan: manong,kunin ko po ung guLok sabi ni tatay

Manong: Juan ikaw paLa yan.binata kana ah!nag-aaraL ka ba?

J: opo,coLLege na.

M: ano kinukuha mo?

J:gulok po.

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:-D]
stUdent vs. JipnEy dRiveR
PART1..

S: man0ng, byad po..
D:san gaLing?
S:sa buLsa ko..
D:(gAgo toh Ah) san papunta?
S: edi sayo,tanga!

StudeNt vs dRiver
PART2..

S:man0ng, byad po..
D:san gaLing?
S:sa buLsa ko..
D: hindi, san sumakay?
S: edi sa jEEp nio, tanga neto!
D: (Loko to ah, bigyan ko nga ng kuLang na sukLi), jeje
S: Oh, man0ng bakit kuLang sukLi ko, magkn0 ba quiapo?
D:Bkit? bibiLhin mo?

haha, nkabawi
:-D',
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06-08-11 05:43 PM
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hahahaha ang dami kong tawa
Wrong gramming
Maganda add pa kayo kaso lang stormbreaker sms post ka baka may mag hit ng report button mo imbes na thanks button
Thanks hehe
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06-08-11 06:36 PM
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oo nga stormbreaker, edit mo post mo baka may magreport sayo.. Dapat hindi sms posting..
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06-09-11 12:09 AM
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..'haha ang dame ko tawa kaso hindi ko ma enjoy ang tawa ko kasi pigel..takip unan lang..haha baka magising mga tao sa bahay...haha more pa...hit ko na kayu...hahaha
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06-09-11 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by : khaye777 on 06-08-11 05:43 PM
hahahaha ang dami kong tawa
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Maganda add pa kayo kaso lang stormbreaker sms post ka baka may mag hit ng report button mo imbes na thanks button
Thanks hehe
sorry ate khaye kasi sms talaga yan, pinagcocopy ko lang, di ko na naedit eh,, nextym po
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06-09-11 11:33 AM
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pulubi: palimos po!

student: oh ito sigarilyo? .

pulubi: ayaw ko po

student: alak?!

pulubi: ayaw ko po, wala naman po akong bisyo eh

student: halika! samahan mo ako sa bahay

pulubi: bakit po??

student: ipapakita ko sa magulang ko kung anung mangyayari sa mga taong walang bisyo..

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NANAY: Nak, damihan mo sinaing kasama pati pusa at aso.
ANAK: Opo nay. Makalipas ang isang oras..... ...
NANAY:Lintek!!bakit may pusa sa sinain?!
ANAK:Hindi ko na nga po sinama ung aso kasi hindi na kasya eehh.

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PEDRO:Miss,Pabili nga ho ng bolpen.

MISS:Sorry ho Sir wala po kaming bolpen. .

(Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan)

PEDRO: My god!!  Penshoppe walang bolpen!

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Sa computer shop ulet..

Vice Ganda: Out na..

Boy: yung sayu?

Vice Ganda: hindi! yung sa katabi ko. pakialamero ako eh. ayoko ng may katabi. try mo yung sayo. i-out mo na rin para ako na lang ang o.l. dito..
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Otor nakakatawa mga jokes mo gusto ko yung utot ..parang ako lang nung bata pa haha!
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06-09-11 02:04 PM
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Haha ganun!

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Holdaper: Holdap to!
Vice: And so? Walang nagtatanong, K?
H: Sabing holdap to eh!
V: So dapat pinagsisigawan?
H: Holdap nga to! Holdap! HOLDAAP!
V: Paulet ulet? Unli ka?
H: Di ka tatahimik? Papatayin kita!
V: Ano to lokohan? Akala ko holdap
tapos patayan na? 2in1? Kape?
H: AMMMFF! Bahala ka! Aalis na ko!
V: Sensitive? Nagwowalkout?
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06-09-11 02:12 PM
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Hahahahaha wah
Nice joke kuku haha
Ganyan ang joke
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